I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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