i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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