Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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