what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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