Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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