I wish i was in the wii world.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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