NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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