Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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