That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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