Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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