it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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