Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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