You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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