my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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