the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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