There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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