he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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