great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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