So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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