I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The adults are the big ones right?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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