i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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