Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just want nice things and good sex
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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