i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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