I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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