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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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