ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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