i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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