Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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