She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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