I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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