do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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