I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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