So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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