I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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