I must be too annoying 4 u.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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