i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Everclear isn't food dammit
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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