"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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