i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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