I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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