if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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