fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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