We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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