can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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