think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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