Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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