For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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