I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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