Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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