Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I need you to use more vowels.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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