Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
