Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need to align my fucking chakras
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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