i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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