I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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