if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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