I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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