Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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