The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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